01. Hello California (1:24)
02. Get To The Choppa (2:47)
03. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers (2:23)
04. All Of The Songs Sound The Same (0:12)
05. I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton (3:33)
06. Come With Me If You Want To Live (3:47)
07. What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice (1:18)
08. Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do? (3:11)
09. You Have Just Been Erased (2:21)
10. Broo-Tall Song Idea (0:38)
11. Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero (3:09)
12. So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It (0:42)
13. Screw You (Benny) (2:49)
14. Why? (0:25)
15. If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It (3:43)
16. It's Not A Tumor (3:16)
17. Not So Hidden Track (2:49)

CD#1:
01. Double Ahhnold (1:22)
02. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle (3:53)
03. Let Off Some Steam Bennett (3:14)
04. Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track) (1:05)
05. It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat (1:44)
06. See You At The Party Richter (3:33)
07. Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is As Brutal As Neaahhh (0:33)
08. Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? (3:12)
09. Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar (3:18)
10. Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He 2? (0:23)
11. Come On, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, Do It Now (2:58)
12. Allow Me To Break The Ice (2:09)
13. Conan, What Is Best In Life? (2:29)

CD#2:
01. Intro To The Intro (0:51)
02. T2 Theme (1:13)
03. Austrian Death Machine - Hell Bent For Leather (2:32)
04. Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy (0:34)
05. Trapped Under Ice (3:59)
06. Iron Fist (2:37)
07. Recalling Mars (0:35)
08. I Turned Into A Martian (1:27)
09. Killing Is My Business… And Business Is Good! (3:03)
10. Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando (2:34)
11. Gotta Go (3:11)